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I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror

piratescarfy:

thenimbus:

capoutoftime:

radaroreilly:

kyroki:

or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something

oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying

THIS SOUNDS AWESOME

Now that’s what I call next gen

watching a friend play it and yelling YO UGLY SHE’S OVER HERE

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quentinscutie:

hairy-legs-and-homestuck:

Muggleborns at Hogwarts
(1/?)

I lost my shit at stomp stomp clap

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tagged:#hp

emmy-award:

soldierserum:

help ive fallen and i cant get up

#its funny cause they’re old

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showersofoaths:

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

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goodluckdetective:

*knocks on your door*

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Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
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So my 6yo told me about this discussion he had with a kid at school

  • Kid: God made you.
  • My son: No, he didn't.
  • Kid: Yes, he did! God made everyone.
  • My son: A scientist made me.
  • Kid: Scientists don't make people! God does.
  • My son: No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!
  • Kid: ...
  • My son: ...
  • Kid: ...
  • My son: I was made by SCIENCE!
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